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Great New Year's Resolutions!

12/25/2015

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New Year’s 2016 resolutions we’d love to see:
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The James Bond brand picks a worthy successor to Daniel Craig. Chris Hemsworth, anyone?

Charlie Sheen stay out of the news for a year.

All those politicians, pontificators, and pillow-puffer-uppers who flew to Paris, then wined and dined on our dime, then, via non-binding, non-enforceable, targets - declared they and they alone had saved the earth, stop, PLEASE, boasting about how wonderful you are.

By 2016-2017 US college football will cut back on the too many bowl games, 41 of which are being played from now until Jan. 11th.

NCIS will run for years to come.

Seinfeld reruns will air forever.

No politician should ever be allowed to start a sentence with "let me be absolutely clear."

Someone, other than Windows, explain the benefits of Windows 10. No wonder it's a free download.

The eco-terrorists learn producing lettuce creates more greenhouse gases than does pork production. (Love seeing ‘em go fetal, love seeing ‘em squirm.)

The United Kingdom keeps the world up to date on the fallout from their Ministry of Justice software glitch that miscalculated divorce settlements.

Government(s) encourage e-Cigarettes, if the alternative is real cigarettes.

For the real cigarette smokers out there, 2016 is the year you can finally butt out for good (without dying.)

Someone stop the oh-so-annoying ads on internet videos and blogs – for they get in the way of our free viewing and reading.

The Philadelphia 76ers basketball team is arrested for impersonating a professional organization. That the General Manager, Sam Hinkie, be escorted out of town – and dribbled off the basketball planet.

Barack Obama, who swapped five total Taliban terrorists for probable deserter Bowe Bergdahl, never gets a real job, ever again.

Caitlyn Jenner get pregnant, have a baby, and breast feed same, thus completing his-hir-her transformation from man to man-woman to woman-woman.

Jordan Spieth, with his class and classic golf play, continue to prove the sport after Tiger (and his relative lack of class) is in good hands.

NBA stars carry, at maximum, only $500,000 worth of jewelry at home, so robbers won’t make off like bandits as they did stealing the mother lode of $750,000 worth of baubles from the abode of, say,the Knicks’ Derrick Williams.
Forget the NBA, jewelry-limits thing. Just realized $750,000 is not even a quarter of the cost (approx. $4 million) of a single, solitary ring that Kobe Bryant spent as a prelude to make-up sex with his wife!

Richard Gere, 66, rethink his desire to marry, and start a new family with, Alejandra Silva, 32 - and save himself an estimated 50 million that current wife, Carey Lowell, wants as the price of a speedier divorce - and also save himself public ridicule and subsequent  embarrassment once he realizes he’s marrying someone half his age.

Miss Piggy and Kermit the frog, after a 40 year relationship, find happiness apart.

The new study stating saturated fat found in butter, cream, and meat may not be as harmful as previously thought - is right.  Many of us who love butter, cream, and meat-based foods certainly feel such eating is right!

Michael Caine win the Academy award for best actor in a leading-man role for his part in the movie “Youth.”  Caine is 82!
 

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