After 1,000+ men, described as North African or Arab in appearance, allegedly, sexually assaulted 100 or so women in Germany’s city of Cologne, atrociously, Mayor, Henriette Reker, said women should keep an arm’s length away. So the Nazi salute is making a comeback...
Can Republican Ben Carson, a neurosurgeon, obviously an intellect, get more comatose?
Hillary Clinton is now taking questions from little kids...Makes sense. She can’t answer the adult ones.
Bill Clinton (not physically but orally - speech wise at least) on Hillary: “Everything she touched she made better.” Insert own wisecrack here...
Your underwear, at the worst of times, is cleaner than FIFA’s every day wear, at the best of times.
Chicago teachers stole money “meant for cheerleader uniforms”, smoked weed, and were led by a school system itself accused of a fraudulent kickback scheme. No wonder kids in Chicago join gangs – they need the protection.
Let’s stand in awe and applaud - the Frijoles and Frescas Grilled Tacos establishment’s - moxie. This outfit in Vegas was robbed. But they had video of the crime and turned it into a popular Ad, wherein they boasted that their tacos were so tasty, folks would BREAK-IN to get some. They made lemonade from lemons, saw a glass half full, recognized it’s always darkest before the dawn...
Should the Republican Party establishment, so supine and servile, be banished, sent back to Surrenderville? Trump may be a nut according to some, but he doesn’t back down at the first sign of adversity, which is loads more than anyone could say about new Republican House Speaker, Paul Ryan. What a disgrace. He’s almost making Ex-Speaker, weepy-wimpy, John Boehner, look ballsy.
Germany’s Angela Merkel feels guilty about her country’s anti-Semitic past, so she’s diluting the Aryan mixture with Arab and other mixtures, many of whom hate Jews as much as Nazis did.
This group of Republican presidential candidates is thought to be by many on the left, by some in the center, and by a few on the right - as dangerous – the most undignified dais of debaters ever seen. So Americans, therefore, in horror, will horde and hot-foot it to Canada – where they’ll get cold feet once they see how feckless Canada’s newly elected Prime Minister boy-toy Justin Trudeau – son of daddy-dandy PM, Pierre Trudeau – is.
What is worse, a Democratic-hack dimwit or a Republican-hack nitwit?
Canada was roundly defeated in the World Junior Hockey Championship, ending sixth. Will the Canucks go to war against all, armed with their muskets fashioned from failed hockey sticks?
Hillary says aliens may have already visited America. And no, she’s not talking about the one time Bill came into her bedroom...
What’s scarier: Donald Trumps’ head scratching ideas or his head hair asleep?
Are there differences between Ski Flying and Ski Jumping? Aren’t they both too risky to try?