This year there’s a good chance all the Canadian NHL teams may not make the playoffs. If you happen to visit Canada during playoff months April and May, speak softly and tread lightly - get out alive.
In the Republican presidential debate in Greenville, South Carolina, basically everybody called everybody else a liar. Most truthful political debate ever.
Democratic party nominee, Bernie Sanders, thinks college education should be free. Finally, a direct correlation between what a current degree is worth in currency...and what now, Bernie says presently. He says the central theme to America is “fairness.” The old dog is off his feed. What he says is complete garbage. The central theme in America, as written in the Declaration of Independence, is “Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.” Whatever he paid for his education – it was too much.
Donald Trump doesn’t drink – and he’s still a wild man. Doesn’t that speak to the idea of maybe having a stiff one, once a day? And Donald, can you make your hair, if not “great again” at least not ridiculous?
Lotsa people are mad about Beyonce’s ode to the Black Panthers during the 2016 Super Bowl halftime show. It almost caused as much outrage as did the inadvertent showing of Janet Jackson’s nipple shield, for almost half a second! during her performance 12 years ago.
But things have madly-insanely loosened up in the USA this past decade. Nowadays, if you are a guy, a guy who says he’s a girl, it’s illegal for him to use the boy’s washroom. He’s gotta, by law, let lose in the women’s washroom. You go girl...boy oh boy!
Everybody knows about the refugee problem in Europe. But the biggest wave will be soon originating in the States. Think about it: if Hillary beats Bernie, where the heck will Bernie “feel the Bern” backers be safe? Canada, undoubtedly. So Canada, already admitting violence-hardened-and-scarred angry, Syrians - will soon have college safe-space-pampered micro-aggression-adverse namby-pamby wet-nurse kids wetting the bed to get in. As to which bunch will be more useless to the Great White North nation in advancing its interests in strength and sense – is open for debate. Nah, it’s the college kids. By far.
Ted Cruz pulled a boner. He yanked an advertisement that featured a soft-core porn actress. Looks bad on him. The campaign says she wasn’t bedded; no scratch that, VETTED, by the campaign staff. So Mr. Sanctimonious screws himself over. Feel the rash, feel the Bern!
Yeah, hold it. Isn’t Cruz supposed to be a Christian? Whatever happened to forgiveness? Or redemption? Didn’t she deserve praise for her conservative views despite her past?
Who has the worst haircut – Rubio, Jeb!, or Bernie? Note – what Trump has, whatever he has, it ain’t hair – which doesn’t preclude his fawning follicle fanatical followers from wishing to be reincarnated as The Donald’s fine-toothed comb...
Trump, talking to Fox News’s Sean Hannity, says he’s “...big with men...”
Best to leave on a high note!
In the Republican presidential debate in Greenville, South Carolina, basically everybody called everybody else a liar. Most truthful political debate ever.
Democratic party nominee, Bernie Sanders, thinks college education should be free. Finally, a direct correlation between what a current degree is worth in currency...and what now, Bernie says presently. He says the central theme to America is “fairness.” The old dog is off his feed. What he says is complete garbage. The central theme in America, as written in the Declaration of Independence, is “Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.” Whatever he paid for his education – it was too much.
Donald Trump doesn’t drink – and he’s still a wild man. Doesn’t that speak to the idea of maybe having a stiff one, once a day? And Donald, can you make your hair, if not “great again” at least not ridiculous?
Lotsa people are mad about Beyonce’s ode to the Black Panthers during the 2016 Super Bowl halftime show. It almost caused as much outrage as did the inadvertent showing of Janet Jackson’s nipple shield, for almost half a second! during her performance 12 years ago.
But things have madly-insanely loosened up in the USA this past decade. Nowadays, if you are a guy, a guy who says he’s a girl, it’s illegal for him to use the boy’s washroom. He’s gotta, by law, let lose in the women’s washroom. You go girl...boy oh boy!
Everybody knows about the refugee problem in Europe. But the biggest wave will be soon originating in the States. Think about it: if Hillary beats Bernie, where the heck will Bernie “feel the Bern” backers be safe? Canada, undoubtedly. So Canada, already admitting violence-hardened-and-scarred angry, Syrians - will soon have college safe-space-pampered micro-aggression-adverse namby-pamby wet-nurse kids wetting the bed to get in. As to which bunch will be more useless to the Great White North nation in advancing its interests in strength and sense – is open for debate. Nah, it’s the college kids. By far.
Ted Cruz pulled a boner. He yanked an advertisement that featured a soft-core porn actress. Looks bad on him. The campaign says she wasn’t bedded; no scratch that, VETTED, by the campaign staff. So Mr. Sanctimonious screws himself over. Feel the rash, feel the Bern!
Yeah, hold it. Isn’t Cruz supposed to be a Christian? Whatever happened to forgiveness? Or redemption? Didn’t she deserve praise for her conservative views despite her past?
Who has the worst haircut – Rubio, Jeb!, or Bernie? Note – what Trump has, whatever he has, it ain’t hair – which doesn’t preclude his fawning follicle fanatical followers from wishing to be reincarnated as The Donald’s fine-toothed comb...
Trump, talking to Fox News’s Sean Hannity, says he’s “...big with men...”
Best to leave on a high note!