Baseball’s back baby. It bludgeoned and simultaneously soothed the sporting blahs in Canada’s biggest city, Toronto, when the Blue Jays came back to beat the Texas Rangers in a game so weird and wonderful, so wonky and choppy, seen-it-all-commentators were lost for words.
The baby of baseball, this sport, exploded - in a seventh-heaven-diaper and hyper inning imbroglio that showed five (at least) beer bottles hurled, four Texas defensive miscues, three official in-a-row-Texas Ranger infield-error blights, two bench clearing sights, one 53 minute-lasting inning (having TV advertisers uptight in tights), and a zero in-tolerance Toronto constabulary combing the stadium for criminals in flight.
All right.
Eh?
The baby of baseball, this sport, exploded - in a seventh-heaven-diaper and hyper inning imbroglio that showed five (at least) beer bottles hurled, four Texas defensive miscues, three official in-a-row-Texas Ranger infield-error blights, two bench clearing sights, one 53 minute-lasting inning (having TV advertisers uptight in tights), and a zero in-tolerance Toronto constabulary combing the stadium for criminals in flight.
All right.
Eh?